I Shaved Today
I had the best shave I have ever had today. Seriously, it was amazing. I used the MACH3 POWER. It vibrates….yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaa…….
There are so many different razors out there, some good and some bad. We’ve got one blade, two blades, three blades and four blades. We have disposable razors and electric razors. Everyone likes a different type of razor for different reasons. Personally, I think the MACH3 POWER is best.
I think that razors are like churches. They are different, but in the end they all do the same exact thing. Some are better than others. And some leave annoying razor burn. We try to look and feel different but in the end we just cut hair.
I hope we become more like the MACH3 POWER though. They say that with the vibrations the hair stand up, thus shaving closer. Let us shake the foundations of the church. All the variations of the church!!! Even the new one called “The Emergent Church”! Let us cut into the church closer than anyone has been able to cut before.
We WILL still fall short, but damn it…at least we know it.
There are so many different razors out there, some good and some bad. We’ve got one blade, two blades, three blades and four blades. We have disposable razors and electric razors. Everyone likes a different type of razor for different reasons. Personally, I think the MACH3 POWER is best.
I think that razors are like churches. They are different, but in the end they all do the same exact thing. Some are better than others. And some leave annoying razor burn. We try to look and feel different but in the end we just cut hair.
I hope we become more like the MACH3 POWER though. They say that with the vibrations the hair stand up, thus shaving closer. Let us shake the foundations of the church. All the variations of the church!!! Even the new one called “The Emergent Church”! Let us cut into the church closer than anyone has been able to cut before.
We WILL still fall short, but damn it…at least we know it.
