FUCK TBN (Upset)
So I am kind of mad. I have been watching a little TBN lately. 70% plus of everything I have seen on TBN is asking for money. TBN is SO wrong and I feel the need to personally fuck with them. I AM VERY MAD!!!!!
Give me a couple months. Help me fuck with TBN.
If you don’t know of TBN, just go to www.tbn.org.
I am done allowing this shit. It is wrong and needs to have someone fuck with them. Enter Joshua Sager. I have already smeared my name within the church. Now I hope to PROVE the ridiculous production and fake spirituality that is TBN and Benny Hinn.
How, you ask. Just wait.
How do you prove a fake and a liar? You get evidence.
Mission accepted, fuckers.
Give me a couple months. Help me fuck with TBN.
If you don’t know of TBN, just go to www.tbn.org.
I am done allowing this shit. It is wrong and needs to have someone fuck with them. Enter Joshua Sager. I have already smeared my name within the church. Now I hope to PROVE the ridiculous production and fake spirituality that is TBN and Benny Hinn.
How, you ask. Just wait.
How do you prove a fake and a liar? You get evidence.
Mission accepted, fuckers.
posted by Joshua Sager at
11:15 PM
20 Comments:
Josh,
Are you going to fake crippled? You know there's a guy here in TN that will sell you a bonafide bottle of mircle water that can cure fake crippled. It looks just like the cheap store brand bottled water but it isn't, it's real! I've seen it on TV, that shit works.
I bet benny has a group of goons, I'd be careful if I were you. They deal with a GREAT deal of money and will roll heads if someone gets in the way of their cash flow.
TBN really IS quite a phenomenon. So is 'the Benny'.
There have been books written, news stories, even an entire HBO special dedicated to their integrity or lack thereof.
But people keep on tuning in.
Personally, I think the extremism of the gospel of wealth... that whole "blindly send me your money and get fortune in return" is Christianity's version of gambling. I mean, for crying out loud, TBN looks like Vegas, right?
I can't judge 'em. I don't know their hearts, although I have my suspicions... I just pray that people won't fall into deception so easily. And I also pray that people will someday quit equating money with spirituality. Jesus Himself told us that they are diametrically opposed, as life-masters.
Josh, best of luck. Short of nuking the whole place (and even THAT would get spun into some weird 'spiritual warfare' metaphor), I don't think you'll even make a dent... But I love you. And I love your spirit! Go get 'em, dude...
I would pay to see those guys get dicked over. You get 'em, Josh. Get 'em good.
I can judge them.
I think it is totally justifiable and even righteous to judge them.
I'll be your Huckleberry. Anywhere, anytime. I can make it look like an accident. Just lemme know.
You're right, Steve. Doesn't the bible say that we can judge them because they're fruits?? or something like that...
Yes we can judge and call it evil because it is. They are stealing money from the poor and gullible.
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i think Paul and Jan crouch got in an argument a short while ago. ending with Jan getting cut off from money completely, apparently botox was to blame.
Jan is resourceful, so she decided to start her own cash cow.
check it out:
http://www.smileofachild.com/
often, i find easier to laugh at their (being crouch's, hinn, falwell, robertson..ect) foolishness, than to get angry and let it affect my health. and by laugh, it's usually hysterical.
peace.
petz
Plastic surgery & children??
Not sure why Michael Jackson isn't on TBN...
(I mean, MC Hammer's on there?!?)
Would it be wrong for all of us to prank call during a Praise-a-thon and in out best Dr. Evil voice tell them we want to give "One Miiillllll-yun dollars".
Wow, a Christian who cusses. You are such a rebel. Downright hellicous. You, my friend, are groundbreaking... Lukewarm spitters.
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man, that is the funniest thing I think I have ever read. I give it ****.
Oh gawd.
I stopped watching TBN--which I think oughta stand for the Truly Bullsh!t Network--years ago (yes, I'm an ex-watcher...actually, I don't watch any Christian TV now).
Jeff wrote...
But people keep on tuning in.
Personally, I think the extremism of the gospel of wealth... that whole "blindly send me your money and get fortune in return" is Christianity's version of gambling. I mean, for crying out loud, TBN looks like Vegas, right?
Pretty much; yeah. Or something out of a VH-1 Fabulous Life of... episode or even Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Thinking back to their sets (both the SoCal one and the one in Texas with the split staircase), they're just fug.
Anyway. That whole "gospel of wealth" thing is, IMO, a crock. Last I checked, greed was one of the seven deadly sins; and the first thing Christ told the rich young ruler, in regards to "how to inherit eternal life", was to "sell all that you have and give to the poor". I don't necessarily see that with TBN.
Anyway, I'd, initially, stopped watching it because I found nothing there that spoke to me, nothing that did me any good. As years have passed, I don't regret that decision for a second.
Wo.... is it going to be like the end of "Fight Club" ?????
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Check out Mrs. Benny Hinn in rare form in this video. Talk about complete bullshit.
... especially notice the shite-faced "men of the platform" nodding in stupified agreeement behind her as she struts around like ________ um, you fill in the blank.
I was just reading back through some old posts and found it funny that Josh had to qualify the title of this one as "angry"...
...i mean "upset".
I forgot, it's mark david that makes him angry. TBN just upsets him...
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